TV Land Updated Program Schedule for October 1 - 7
30 September 2017
Sunday, October 1
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM The Golden Girls: Home Again, Rose
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Golden Girls: Cuckoo’s Nest
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Golden Girls: Cuckoo’s Nest
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Engagement
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Golden Girls: Coming to the Wedding
11:00 AM to 11:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Triangle
11:30 AM to 12:00 PM The Golden Girls: On Golden Girls
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Competition
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM The Golden Girls: Break In
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Younger Man
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM The Golden Girls: Heart Attack
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM The Golden Girls: Stan’s Return
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM The Golden Girls: A Little Romance
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM The Golden Girls: In a Bed of Rose’s
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM The Golden Girls: The Operation
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM Reba: As Is
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM Reba: And God Created Van
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM Reba: No Good Deed
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM Reba: Best Li’l Haunted House in Texas
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM Reba: Have Your Cake
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM Reba: Grannies Gone Wild
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM Reba: Issues
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM Reba: Brock’s Got Stones
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Late
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Children’s Book
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Gift
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: High School
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Rollercoaster
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Four Play
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Acting Out
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Letter
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Civil Wars
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Mia Famiglia
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM The Golden Girls: Rose the Prude
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The Golden Girls: Transplant
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The Golden Girls: The Custody Battle
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The Golden Girls: The Truth Will Out
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The Golden Girls: Nice and Easy
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The Golden Girls: Second Motherhood
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The Golden Girls: Adult Education
Monday, October 2
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan?
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Men’s Health: Prostate Health
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan?
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:37 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Carnival
9:37 AM to 10:14 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Banjo Deputy
10:14 AM to 10:51 AM The Andy Griffith Show: New Housekeeper
10:51 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Blood Line
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Fugitives
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Eleven Dollars
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Milligan
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Tatum
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Manhunt
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Again
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM M*A*S*H: Sticky Wicket
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM M*A*S*H: Major Fred C. Dobbs
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM M*A*S*H: Ceasefire
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Marie’s Meatballs
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Checkbook
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Ride-Along
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Family Bed
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Hepatitis and Lemon Zest
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Figgy Pudding and the Rapture
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Hartford Wailer
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Acting Out
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Major Disturbance
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Mom: Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Mom: Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
2:00 AM to 2:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Good Girls
2:36 AM to 3:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: T-Ball
3:12 AM to 3:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:49 AM to 4:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:21 AM to 4:54 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:54 AM to 5:27 AM How I Met Your Mother: Do I Know You?
5:27 AM to 6:00 AM How I Met Your Mother: The Best Burger
Tuesday, October 3
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Paid Program
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Cindy Crawford’s anti-aging discovery
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan?
9:00 AM to 9:37 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Guitar Player
9:37 AM to 10:14 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie Comes to Town
10:14 AM to 10:51 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Irresistible Andy
10:51 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Courtship
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Sodbusters
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: The Brothers
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Hostage
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jubilee
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Runaway Kid
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Charity
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM M*A*S*H: Showtime
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM M*A*S*H: Divided We Stand
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM M*A*S*H: Radar’s Report
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM M*A*S*H: For the Good of the Outfit
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Traffic School
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Six Feet Under
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Wedding
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Forged Resumes & Recommended Dosage
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Fight Schlub
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Major Disturbance
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Brace Yourself
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Moxie Moron
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Mom: Commemorative Coin/Misshapen Head
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Mom: Dropped Soap/Big Guy on a Throne
2:00 AM to 2:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Garage Sale
2:36 AM to 3:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Invasion
3:12 AM to 3:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:49 AM to 4:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:21 AM to 4:54 AM Roseanne: Lies
4:54 AM to 5:27 AM Roseanne: Deliverance
5:27 AM to 6:00 AM How I Met Your Mother: I Heart NJ
Wednesday, October 4
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan?
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
9:00 AM to 9:37 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Andy the Matchmaker
9:37 AM to 10:14 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Opie’s Charity
10:14 AM to 10:51 AM The Andy Griffith Show: A Feud Is a Feud
10:51 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Spitfire
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Arizona Midnight
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Homecoming
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Patricia
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Shadler
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Ellie for Council
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: MGoes Hollywood
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM M*A*S*H: Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM M*A*S*H: Kim
7:00 PM to 7:36 PM M*A*S*H: L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
7:36 PM to 8:12 PM M*A*S*H: The Trial of Henry Blake
8:12 PM to 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Driving Frank
8:48 PM to 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Sitter
9:24 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Getting Even
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Kimchi & Monkey Playing Harmonica
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Brace Yourself
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Moxie Moron
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Ruff Goin’
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mama Cast
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Mom: Mashed Potatoes & Little Nitrous
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Mom: Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
2:00 AM to 2:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Visit
2:36 AM to 3:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Halloween Candy
3:12 AM to 3:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:49 AM to 4:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:21 AM to 4:54 AM Roseanne: Secrets
4:54 AM to 5:27 AM Roseanne: Don’t Make Me Over
5:27 AM to 6:00 AM How I Met Your Mother: Intervention
Thursday, October 5
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan?
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:37 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Stranger in Town
9:37 AM to 10:14 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Goes Hollywood
10:14 AM to 10:51 AM The Andy Griffith Show: The Horse Trader
10:51 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: The Bride
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Quiet Day in Dodge
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: Whelan’s Men
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Kimbrough
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Jesse
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Gossipin’ Men
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: The Beauty Contest
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol & Old Lace
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show: Marriage Counselor
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM M*A*S*H: Dear Dad ... Three
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Sniper
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM M*A*S*H: Carry On, Hawkeye
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Incubator
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Moving Out
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Article
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Lone Barone
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Apartment
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Free Therapy & Dead Lady’s Yard Sale
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Ruff Goin’
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Mama Cast
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Home Cheapo
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Mom: Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Mom: Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Aliens
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: The Dark Ages
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM How I Met Your Mother: Shelter Island
Friday, October 6
6:00 AM to 6:30 AM Paid Program
6:30 AM to 7:00 AM Paid Program
7:00 AM to 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
7:30 AM to 8:00 AM Paid Program
8:00 AM to 8:30 AM Paid Program
8:30 AM to 9:00 AM Paid Program
9:00 AM to 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Gossipin’ Men
9:30 AM to 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Beauty Contest
10:00 AM to 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Alcohol & Old Lace
10:30 AM to 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show: Marriage Counselor
11:00 AM to 12:00 PM Bonanza: Bank Run
12:00 PM to 1:00 PM Gunsmoke: Talbot
1:00 PM to 2:00 PM Gunsmoke: This Golden Land
2:00 PM to 3:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Gunsmoke: Women for Sale
4:00 PM to 4:36 PM M*A*S*H: Officers Only
4:36 PM to 5:12 PM M*A*S*H: Henry in Love
5:12 PM to 5:48 PM M*A*S*H: For Want of a Boot
5:48 PM to 6:24 PM M*A*S*H: Operation Noselift
6:24 PM to 7:00 PM M*A*S*H: The Chosen People
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM M*A*S*H: As You Were
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM M*A*S*H: Crisis
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert’s Date
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Frank’s Tribute
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Cruising With Marie
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Ray Home Alone
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Home Cheapo
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Affair Trade
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Offensive Fowl
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Mild Bunch
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Mom: Terrorists and Gingerbread
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Mom: Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Mom: Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Mom: Sawdust and Brisket
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM Mom: A Pirate, Three Frogs and Prince
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM Mom: Horny-Goggles/Catered Intervention
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM Roseanne: Terms of Estrangement
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM Roseanne: Mommy Nearest
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM Roseanne: Pretty in Black
Saturday, October 7
6:00 AM to 6:36 AM Roseanne: Looking for Loans
6:36 AM to 7:12 AM Roseanne: Halloween IV
7:12 AM to 7:48 AM Roseanne: Ladies Choice
7:48 AM to 8:24 AM Roseanne: Stand on Your Man
8:24 AM to 9:00 AM Roseanne: Good Girls, Bad Girls
9:00 AM to 9:36 AM Roseanne: Of Ice and Men
9:36 AM to 10:12 AM Roseanne: Crime and Punishment
10:12 AM to 10:48 AM Roseanne: War and Peace
10:48 AM to 11:24 AM Roseanne: Lanford Daze
11:24 AM to 12:00 PM Roseanne: Wait ’Til Your Father Gets Home
12:00 PM to 12:30 PM Roseanne: First Cousin, Twice Removed
12:30 PM to 1:00 PM Roseanne: Lose a Job, Winnebago
1:00 PM to 1:30 PM Roseanne: It’s a Boy!
1:30 PM to 2:00 PM Roseanne: It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
2:00 PM to 2:30 PM Roseanne: Playing With Matches
2:30 PM to 3:00 PM Roseanne: Promises, Promises
3:00 PM to 3:30 PM Roseanne: Glengarry, Glen Rosey
3:30 PM to 4:00 PM Roseanne: Tooth or Consequences
4:00 PM to 4:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Flu
4:30 PM to 5:00 PM The Golden Girls: Job Hunting
5:00 PM to 5:30 PM The Golden Girls: Blind Ambitions
5:30 PM to 6:00 PM The Golden Girls: Big Daddy
6:00 PM to 6:30 PM The Golden Girls: The Way We Met
6:30 PM to 7:00 PM The Golden Girls: End of the Curse
7:00 PM to 7:30 PM The Golden Girls: Ladies of the Evening
7:30 PM to 8:00 PM The Golden Girls: Take Him, He’s Mine
8:00 PM to 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Big Shots
8:30 PM to 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Move Over
9:00 PM to 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: The Getaway
9:30 PM to 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond: Working Girl
10:00 PM to 10:30 PM Mom: Three Smiles & Unpainted Ceiling
10:30 PM to 11:00 PM Mom: Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
11:00 PM to 11:46 AM The King of Queens: Offensive Fowl
11:30 PM to 12:00 AM The King of Queens: Mild Bunch
12:00 AM to 12:30 AM The King of Queens: Manhattan Project
12:30 AM to 1:00 AM The King of Queens: Single Spaced
1:00 AM to 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Be Nice
1:30 AM to 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Dancing With Debra
2:00 AM to 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert Moves Back
2:30 AM to 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond: How They Met
3:00 AM to 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
3:30 AM to 4:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:00 AM to 4:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
4:30 AM to 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:00 AM to 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine
5:30 AM to 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine